Infallible Money-Making Scheme
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My track record is pristine. In yesterday’s election, for example, every candidate for whom I voted and every proposition that I supported lost. Likewise, every candidate and proposition that I opposed won. As a result my political convictions have become an extremely valuable commodity.
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