Infallible Money-Making Scheme
Dear Friends,
I am offering an infallible money-making scheme to any of
you who are willing to gamble on the outcome of the next election. Once you agree to my terms, I will tell you
in advance of election day exactly how I am going to vote on each candidate and
each proposition. All you need to do is
to bet on the contrary outcome and you will make a killing.
My track record is pristine.
In yesterday’s election, for example, every candidate for whom I voted and
every proposition that I supported lost.
Likewise, every candidate and proposition that I opposed won. As a result my political convictions have become
an extremely valuable commodity.
All I ask in return for my infallible information is a mere
10% of your guaranteed winnings. There
is no risk of your losing money. Luck
will be a thing of the past. In addition
to the possibility of unlimited financial gain, you will have the satisfaction
of knowing that you have helped a fellow citizen pluck a monetary victory out
of the jaws of political despair. It’s a
flawless deal, too good to pass up!
posted by GRap | 9:05 AM
3 Comments:
I will place that bet any day. It is really starting to seem like the path towards moral and political darkness in this country is inexorable. In the near future, this country will be unrecognizable.
The only vote I placed that resulted in a favorable outcome for me was my rejection of Proposition 34.
Want to bet on the government shutdown?
Too close to call. But you can be sure that if the government is shut down, the Democrats will blame the Republicans and the Republicans the Democrats, and both will be right. On the other hand, would it be so bad for the gov't to stop spending for a few days?
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