Infallible Money-Making Scheme
Dear Friends,
I am offering an infallible money-making scheme to any of
you who are willing to gamble on the outcome of the next election. Once you agree to my terms, I will tell you
in advance of election day exactly how I am going to vote on each candidate and
each proposition. All you need to do is
to bet on the contrary outcome and you will make a killing.
My track record is pristine.
In yesterday’s election, for example, every candidate for whom I voted and
every proposition that I supported lost.
Likewise, every candidate and proposition that I opposed won. As a result my political convictions have become
an extremely valuable commodity.
All I ask in return for my infallible information is a mere
10% of your guaranteed winnings. There
is no risk of your losing money. Luck
will be a thing of the past. In addition
to the possibility of unlimited financial gain, you will have the satisfaction
of knowing that you have helped a fellow citizen pluck a monetary victory out
of the jaws of political despair. It’s a
flawless deal, too good to pass up!